Metropolitan Visigoth

Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”

epic4chan: geek feed: What happens in CERN, stays in CERN. 画

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:08:11 -0800

epic4chan:

geek feed:

What happens in CERN, stays in CERN. 画

epic4chan: Do NOT read this out loud while you’re shopping 画

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:06:54 -0800

epic4chan:

Do NOT read this out loud while you’re shopping 画

foreveralonecomic: Forever Alone - Friend zone extreme

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:31:26 -0800

foreveralonecomic:

Forever Alone - Friend zone extreme

lindsaykatai: latimes: Sold into slavery as a girl, Shyima...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:16:23 -0800

lindsaykatai:

latimes:

Sold into slavery as a girl, Shyima Hall becomes a U.S. citizen: When she was 10, Shyima Hall was smuggled from Egypt into the U.S. as a slave to a family in Irvine. In Montebello on Thursday, she became an American citizen.

Hall said her dream now is to become a federal agent for ICE to help crack down on human trafficking and free the enslaved.

Your feel-good story of the day.

Photo: Shyima Hall, 22, moments after becoming a U.S. citizen. She lives in Beaumont and is deciding whether to finish a college degree or apply for the local police force. Credit: Irfan Khan / Los Angeles Times

What. The. Fuck. Irvine.